Area 51 Renamed

Recently I learned from a professor emeritus at a small Southern California college that focuses on science that Area 51, the reputed secret lab set up to study alien technology has been renamed. The professor, whose name I will not use here, claims to have been a member of Majestic in its waning years. A source within the government apparently indicated that too many people were aware of Area 51, so changing its name restored plausible deniability.

He is not certain of the new name, but he has speculated that it may have been the one he suggested in the early 1950s: the G-Spot, so called because it was where government scientists (hence the G) who didn't have a lot of freedom on the outside got to play with toys. In future comments on Area 51, you, my readers, would do well to improve your odds of bothering the government types (at least until we have confirmation of the new name) by using the term "G-Spot."